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[Flandria]

[Izzy]

A Canadian is having his petit dejeuner (coffee, croissants, bread, butter jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American: "You Canada folk eat the whole bread??"
Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We dont. In the States, we only eat what is inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Canadian listens in silence.
The American persists: "Dya eat jelly with the bread??"
Canadian: "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We dont. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada."
The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Canadian: And what do you do with the condoms once you ve used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Canadian: "We dont. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America."

[Wuśka.]

[Izzy]

[Izzy]

Курица (Корней Чуковский)

Курица-красавица у меня жила.
Ах, какая умная курица была!

Шила мне кафтаны, шила сапоги,
Слад кие, румяные пекла мне пироги.

А когд а управится, сяд ет у ворот —
Сказочку расскажет, песенку споёт.
"Kura"

Piękna kura u mnie mieszkała.
Ach, jaka mądra była ta kura!

Szyła dla mnie kaftan, szyła buty,
Słodkie, rumiane piekła dla mnie ciasta.

A kiedy upora się, siada przy drzwiach -
Bajkę opowie, piosenkę zaśpiewa.

[Izzy]

Перед весной бывают дни такие:
Под плотным снегом отдыхает луг,

Шумят деревья весело-сухие,
И теплый ветер нежен и упруг.

И легкости своей дивится тело,
И дома своего не узнаешь,

А песню ту, что прежде надоела,
Как новую, с волнением поешь.

[Gonzo.pl]

The winner takes it all

I don't wanna talk
About the things we've gone through
Though it's hurting me
Now it's history
I've played all my cards
And that's what you've done too
Nothing more to say
No more ace to play

The winner takes it all
The loser standing small
Beside the victory
That's a destiny

I was in your arms
Thinking I belonged there
I figured it made sense
Building me a fence
Building me a home
Thinking I'd be strong there
But I was a fool
Playing by the rules

The gods may throw a dice
Their minds as cold as ice
And someone way down here
Loses someone dear
The winner takes it all
The loser has to fall
It's simple and it's plain
Why should I complain?

But tell me does she kiss
Like I used to kiss you?
Does it feel the same
When she calls your name?
Somewhere deep inside
You must know I miss you
But what can I say
Rules must be obeyed

The judges will decide
The likes of me abide
Spectators of the show
Always staying low
The game is on again
A lover or a friend
A big thing or a small
The winner takes it all

I don't wanna talk
If it makes you feel sad
And I understand
You've come to shake my hand
I apologize
If it makes you feel bad
Seeing me so tense
No self-confidence
But you see
The winner takes it all
The winner takes it all...

[esaneta]

W ubiegłym tygodniu obchodzilismy Międzynarodowy Dzień Języka Ojczystego.
Przeglądam obecnie oferty pracy i dostaję niemalże furii, kiedy czytam, że pracodawca wymaga:
- proaktywności
- orientacji na klienta
etc
lub oferuje:
- atrakcyjne warunki relokacyjne
Tez tak macie?

[yoytek]

esaneta, a u Ciebie już wiosenka